I speak english. Je parle français. Hablo un poco de español. Feel free to talk to me. N'hesite pas a me parler. No dude en hablar conmigo. :)
A woman pours so much hand sanitizer on her hands that it runs off and spills all over the floor. It is pooling at her feet. She continues pouring it. A security guard comes over. Ma’am, you’re causing a disturbance. I’m going to have to ask you to leave. The security guard slips, falls. The security guard is covered in hand sanitizer. The security guard is so clean. The woman is so clean. The woman’s hands are so clean.
everyone likes fall out boy
even if you dont like fall out boy you kind of like fall out boy
Jennifer: “I wasn’t that drunk”
Josh: “You were crying because you wanted to meet Jennifer Lawrence”
i think one of the hardest things in life is trying to get comfortable in bed when you have boobs
WHY DON’T WE TALK ABOUT TWENTY ONE PILOT’S MUSIC.THEY MAKE THE KIND OF MUSIC THAT THEY WANT TO WITHOUT FITTING TO A GENRE AND THEIR LYRICS ARE SO HONEST AND EACH SONG IS SO DIFFERENT AND THEIR MUSIC MAKES YOU FEEL OKAY AND THEY HAVE DRUMS AND PIANOS AND UKELELES AND SICK BEATS AND SUBTLE SCREAMING AND SINGING AND TALKING FAST KINDA RAP IDK AND THEY LOVE THEIR MOMS WHY DON’T WE TALK ABOUT TWENTY ONE PILOT’S MUSIC.